Pakasatn de mushkal
Punjabi SMS
"Pakistani di mushkil"
kaar wich panjabi bolo
School wich urdu bolo
parcha angrazi wich hal kero
ty
marran tu baad hisab arbi wich dawo.
AKHYEAN TY DO YE CHNGYENA SA'N
SHAM TSK Punjabi SMS
Aikhyean Ty do ye chngyena s'an
''Mein ty Char kar behtan wan''
ROG ty hoor ve bary s'an yaro
Ishaq da rog ve la behtan wan ''
Sary rog ty met jandy ny ''sham''
ay kyri dhyni thkha behtan wan
He saw another kutta
Catwoman Punjabi SMS
Once
there was a hungry kutta
He stole a piece of boti from Chacha Dimu shop
Then he durki lai &
reach on the bridge of the naala
He saw another kutta in water with boti
His thoughts were Kuttian Aali
He maari jo chhaal wich tay he lost his own boti
Moral:
Kuttian aali socho gay tay Kuttian aali howay gi!
WARAAAN
Catwoman Punjabi SMS
Teacher:jo andr aany k liye sb se short sentence boly ga,usy gift mily ga.
English child:may i cum in?
Urdu child: Andr aa skta hun?
Punjabi child:
WARAAAN?